ew why is everything on the left now i hate that

lordoftablecloths:

the-demi-jedi:

ambientlemon:

vergak:

No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me

Like of course I know it means “We’re looking for you”. But why are you looking for them? To such their dich?

diosaurs:

I got tagged by @dettlefff !!

I love picrews and this one is rly unique Ty for tagging meee ;u;💖

Make your own fish bowl

I’m gonna tag @gimmieghoul @randomjou @crimscncoffins

I got tagged by @diosaurs​ 

Umm it’s my first time actually making one straight to the finish and downloading it. Ty for tagging. This was tough cuz it kept deleting my base when I was on other tabs so there’s not as much as I’d like lol

Uhhh Idk who to tag cuz i don’t really talk to ppl on here but if any of my followers wanna do it, go for it? 

goat-yells-at-everything:

iggykoopa666:

iggykoopa666:

calling every gnc cis person you see an “egg waiting to crack” even as a joke is not cool or funny at all actually it is extremely invasive and weird and you are just reinventing gender roles but making it “progressive”

is it just me or is this is an extremely weird thing to say about a random stranger based on nothing but a snippet of an eavesdropped conversation

People like this make me so angry. Like, our parents didn’t fight like hell to break down some of the more toxic gender rolls (on both sides) just for these kids to reinstate it all in the name of “inclusiveness”.

Girls can like football and not want to be a boy.

Boys can like baking without wanting to be a girl.

borkwolfs-reblog-page:

memeclassheroes:

pika-memes:

whydidisavethistomyphone:

firefox-official:

home alone for the first time when do the robbers show up

queeranarchism:

mattistumbly:

sarahmascarah:

Ok, but this illustrates perfectly how school is designed to teach us how to work.

^^^ yes. Children shouldn’t have to live like this either. It fucking sucks.

lakevida:

gigglepuffpixie:

lakevida:

god + angels can’t see into the bathroom but they do know when you bring your phone in there

you are suggesting that god is less powerful than apple

onion-bot-unofficial:

nicosraf:

saw this on Twitter and started laughing so hard I had to stop walking to cough up a lung I’ve never been this hysterical in my life

after cranking that thang

wickedcriminal:

luisonte:

Olvidé que lo había puesto en modo Ortega Cano

Him:

skippys-here:

i have watched this film 3 times in the past 2 days. so good. one of the best animated films i think i’ve ever seen.

thetimelordbatgirl:

Imagine actually being so evil that you’d rather make sure your writers suffer financially instead of just paying them the pay they deserve.
Hell truly has some seats reserved already, holy shit.

unaloid:

solipseismic:

128x128 transparent ibuprofen png for when u and the discord server want to take ibuprofen together

dont mind if we do!!!